“If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.”
-Led Zeppelin

T-Shirts
Anyone interested in receiving a Parker face T-shirt please feel free to e-mail me at parker.lawrence@yahoo.com. Mark the subject of your e-mail as "T-shirt" and include your preferred t-shirt color and size (I use regular Hanes 50/50 cotton poly blends, but if you would like a specific shirt, just let me know). If you will need your shirt shipped (you don't live within easy driving distance of Bridgeport) please also include a mailing address. Depending on where you live and what kind of a shirt you want I will determine a price (no more than about six or seven dollars, and probably less, I am not looking to turn a profit, I just don't want to lose too much money on this).